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Gourmands for People Who Hate Gourmands

The trouble with gourmands is the sugar, not the food. Perfumery walked into the kitchen and came out with the dessert trolley: caramel, praline, marshmallow. But food also smells of starch, bran, bitter roast and vegetables. Seven fragrances where those lead and the sugar comes second: a bowl of rice, a loaf, a pumpkin, cocoa, coffee, an artichoke and Neroโ€™s dinner. None of them is sugar free, and I wonโ€™t pretend otherwise. None of them is here to please a sweet tooth either.

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The clearest statement of the idea: starch first, sugar barely (the house itself says subtly sweet). Powdery rather than steaming, and it wears very close. The house calls it a skin scent, and thatโ€™s accurate.

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Bran, rosemary and smoke, so donโ€™t come for a baguette. Wearers canโ€™t agree which loaf this is: one says never sweeter than bread, another gets raisins, a third gets syrup.

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The exception, and I admit it. Pumpkin keeps it dry at first, then it sweetens to burnt sugar as the immortelle rises. It stays because it chose a vegetable in 2010, long before savoury was a trend.

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A white bean, roasted short so it stays bitter at the heart. With rum on top and tonka below, some wearers call it very sweet and others dark, so sample first.

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Antoine Lieโ€™s ristretto: licorice and wood up front, from a single-origin coffee at 6% of the formula. It does go creamy with cocoa and hazelnut, but only later.

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Yes, artichoke. Bitter and green, from a Palermo house that set out to honour the vegetable, with beeswax and honey to lighten it.

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Dinner at Neroโ€™s, with Rome on fire outside. Truffle and a salty touch of caviar beside blackberry, over leather and animalic oud. Barely a gourmand, and the most savoury thing here, which is why Duchaufourโ€™s feast closes the list.